Here's my top ten reasons why the Boffins are doing fine without the online encouragement that this blog was intended to offer:
1. Hammy became a father for the first time.
2. He only missed one match as predicted.
3. In fact, now he thinks that regular training sessions might be a good idea. His teammates, of course, know what he's up to and are encouraging him to pull his weight at home. What are mates for?
4. John/Bob scored after five misses against the Smurfs last week...
5. Then he was so confident he'd miss he actually hit a shot at his own goal and called it good defensive work. Which it was. But if the goals had been bigger then it would have looked like this:
6. Matt still hasn't been part of a losing Boffins line-up and is mounting a case that he is the team talisman.
7. The Boffins beat the Smurfs 1-0.....
8. Without Ant.
9. After a really wet afternoon last week, God stepped in and stopped the rain and the wind just so the Boffins could play in the dry. (He's done this once before, but on that occasion the Boffins didn't beat the Smurfs so it really wasn't that awesome).
10. At this point of the spring season the un-blogged Boffins sit on top of the table.
In addition, I should clarify that Daniel, our team Talisman, is not this bloke....
